what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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homework

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Mike tyson

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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fava beans

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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