A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Where do you live? In a house

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Fiats

I told you it would happen

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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