- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Women.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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