- Anti Joke

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom