Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Thumbs this up

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involved parents.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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