So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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