- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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