Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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