I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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My life :(

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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