A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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My life :(

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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A Jew! Bless you.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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