- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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