- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Nock Nock It's open.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

I would rape her

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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