- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Your mama's so fat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

You're tall.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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