- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

A black guy gets a job...

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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