- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Dylan is a person

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

You are Nerochan right?

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Why did the dog eat poop?

There is no I in Pie except for the I

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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