The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Xzibit

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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thermodynamics?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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