- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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