- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Why was the man sad His son got raped

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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