Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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shea kisses a girl

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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My name is Harry.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Deadly cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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