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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Bake until golden at 375

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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the WNBA

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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