- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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