Knock knock --Come in.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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poop is very very yummy.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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