- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Cundiff.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

a fish swimming in the water swims

What's up brah brah

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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