do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

split your ass cheek

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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