- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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