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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Cancer.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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