- Anti Joke

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.