Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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