Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Women.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Gianni

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Get in the car.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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