A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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rape that shit

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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these are shit

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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