What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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