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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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