- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

do you want to hear a joke?

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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