- Anti Joke

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.