What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Matt is not funny.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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