Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Matt is not funny.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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