A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Badgers are cool

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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This is not an anti joke.

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