What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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