- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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