Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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xavier stop

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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