What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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