- Anti Joke

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.