Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Dogs

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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