- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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