Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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