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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

whats 2+2? math.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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