what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Worst joke ever

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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YOU

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69

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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