- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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