A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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split your ass cheek

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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the WNBA

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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