What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Badgers are cool

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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