- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What's up brah brah

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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