whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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