what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Your existance.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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