What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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