- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

I am a n1gger.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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