Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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