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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Your mom is so fat...

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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