What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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knock knock. come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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