A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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