What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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