- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

ass in my face ? no

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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