Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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