Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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knock, knock come in

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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women's rights

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Anti Joke

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