- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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