What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

I ponder

Your mom is so fat...

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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