What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Your all fags

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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