What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Scott Gomez

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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