Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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