What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Womens' Rights

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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DON"T READ THIS!

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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