Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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