Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

a man walked into a bar ouch

Your mums a penis joke.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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