Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Women's rights

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

A Jew! Bless you.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Jews

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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