What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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This is a joke

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Woman's Rights

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