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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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baskets

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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