This one time at band camp....

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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ecks! why zee?

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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pickle sniffer

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I tell an anti joke!.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Mark Wilson

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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