What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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women's rights.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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