- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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