What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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A man made a sandwich.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Women's sports.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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