- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Shit!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

THE GAME

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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whats long and green? weed

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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