How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Tell you something funny.

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

It's long!

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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