- Anti Joke

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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knock knock who's there no one

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"