What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

A midget walks under a bar

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Yes!

Their, they're, there You're, your

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Hello

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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