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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

YES! EXACTLY!

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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